At CSS, we love all things water 💦 So here are a few to tickle your laughing muscles and hopefully those of your swimmers!
Spread the laughs!!
– RIP boiled water….you will be mist 🤣
– Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well 😏
– That awkward moment when you pay £2 for Evian water and then notice, backwards it spells ‘naive’ 🙂↔️
– If you ever feel blue, try drinking a litre of water 💧 before going to sleep. It’ll definitely give you a reason to get up in the morning 😝
– What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once? ☔️ England 🤪
– Why does water never laugh at jokes? It isn’t a fan of dry humour 😝
– How do you make holy water? Make sure you boil the ‘hell’ out of it! 🤣
– How did the rain drop ask another raindrop on a date? 🌧️ He asked her ‘water you doing tonight?’ 🫠
– Why should one be careful when it rains cats and dogs? Cos you might step on a ‘poodle’ 😃
– How did the raindrop feel when it got a present? 🎁 It was on Cloud ☁️ Nine
– Why did Snoop Dog need an umbrella? ‘Fo’ Drizzle’ 🤣
– What kind of rocks are never under water? Dry ones! 🪨
– There are two reasons you should never drink toilet water; number 1 and number 2 💩!
– What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved 🌊 👋
– As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a ☁️ 💦
– Why did the ocean break up with the pond? She thought he was too ‘shallow’ 😂
– What kind of hair does the ocean have? ‘Wavy’ 🌊 hair! 🤣
