[et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding=”0px||||false|false”][et_pb_row _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}” background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” width=”100%” width_tablet=”90%” width_phone=”90%” width_last_edited=”on|phone” max_width=”780px” module_alignment=”center”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}” text_font=”ABeeZee||||||||” text_font_size=”18px” text_line_height=”1.6em” header_2_font=”||||||||” background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” header_2_font_size_phone=”27px” header_2_font_size_last_edited=”on|phone”]1st July is International Joke Day today!!<\/p>\n
At CSS, we love all things water \ud83d\udca6 So here are a few to tickle your laughing muscles and hopefully those of your swimmers!<\/p>\n
Spread the laughs!!<\/p>\n
– RIP boiled water\u2026.you will be mist \ud83e\udd23
\n– \u2060Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well \ud83d\ude0f
\n– \u2060That awkward moment when you pay \u00a32 for Evian water and then notice, backwards it spells \u2018naive\u2019 \ud83d\ude42\u200d\u2194\ufe0f
\n– \u2060If you ever feel blue, try drinking a litre of water \ud83d\udca7 before going to sleep. It\u2019ll definitely give you a reason to get up in the morning \ud83d\ude1d
\n– \u2060What do you call it when you get a month\u2019s worth of rain at once? \u2614\ufe0f England \ud83e\udd2a
\n– \u2060Why does water never laugh at jokes? It isn\u2019t a fan of dry humour \ud83d\ude1d
\n– \u2060How do you make holy water? Make sure you boil the \u2018hell\u2019 out of it! \ud83e\udd23
\n– \u2060How did the rain drop ask another raindrop on a date? \ud83c\udf27\ufe0f He asked her \u2018water you doing tonight?\u2019 \ud83e\udee0
\n– Why should one be careful when it rains cats and dogs? Cos you might step on a \u2018poodle\u2019 \ud83d\ude03
\n– \u2060How did the raindrop feel when it got a present? \ud83c\udf81 It was on Cloud \u2601\ufe0f Nine
\n– \u2060Why did Snoop Dog need an umbrella? \u2018Fo\u2019 Drizzle\u2019 \ud83e\udd23
\n– \u2060What kind of rocks are never under water? Dry ones! \ud83e\udea8
\n– \u2060There are two reasons you should never drink toilet water; number 1 and number 2 \ud83d\udca9!
\n– \u2060What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved \ud83c\udf0a \ud83d\udc4b
\n– \u2060As raindrops say, two\u2019s company, three\u2019s a \u2601\ufe0f \ud83d\udca6
\n– \u2060Why did the ocean break up with the pond? She thought he was too \u2018shallow\u2019 \ud83d\ude02
\n– \u2060What kind of hair does the ocean have? \u2018Wavy\u2019 \ud83c\udf0a hair! \ud83e\udd23
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1st July is International Joke Day today!! At CSS, we love all things water \ud83d\udca6 So here are a few to tickle your laughing muscles and hopefully those of your swimmers! Spread the laughs!! – RIP boiled water\u2026.you will be mist \ud83e\udd23 – \u2060Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7066,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"
1st July is International Joke Day today!!<\/p>
At CSS, we love all things water \ud83d\udca6 So here are a few to tickle your laughing muscles and hopefully those of your swimmers!<\/p>
Spread the laughs!!<\/p>
- RIP boiled water\u2026.you will be mist \ud83e\udd23
- \u2060Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well \ud83d\ude0f
- \u2060That awkward moment when you pay \u00a32 for Evian water and then notice, backwards it spells \u2018naive\u2019 \ud83d\ude42\u200d\u2194\ufe0f
- \u2060If you ever feel blue, try drinking a litre of water \ud83d\udca7 before going to sleep. It\u2019ll definitely give you a reason to get up in the morning \ud83d\ude1d
- \u2060What do you call it when you get a month\u2019s worth of rain at once? \u2614\ufe0f England \ud83e\udd2a
- \u2060Why does water never laugh at jokes? It isn\u2019t a fan of dry humour \ud83d\ude1d
- \u2060How do you make holy water? Make sure you boil the \u2018hell\u2019 out of it! \ud83e\udd23
- \u2060How did the rain drop ask another raindrop on a date? \ud83c\udf27\ufe0f He asked her \u2018water you doing tonight?\u2019 \ud83e\udee0
- Why should one be careful when it rains cats and dogs? Cos you might step on a \u2018poodle\u2019 \ud83d\ude03
- \u2060How did the raindrop feel when it got a present? \ud83c\udf81 It was on Cloud \u2601\ufe0f Nine
- \u2060Why did Snoop Dog need an umbrella? \u2018Fo\u2019 Drizzle\u2019 \ud83e\udd23
- \u2060What kind of rocks are never under water? Dry ones! \ud83e\udea8
- \u2060There are two reasons you should never drink toilet water; number 1 and number 2 \ud83d\udca9!
- \u2060What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved \ud83c\udf0a \ud83d\udc4b
- \u2060As raindrops say, two\u2019s company, three\u2019s a \u2601\ufe0f \ud83d\udca6
- \u2060Why did the ocean break up with the pond? She thought he was too \u2018shallow\u2019 \ud83d\ude02
- \u2060What kind of hair does the ocean have? \u2018Wavy\u2019 \ud83c\udf0a hair! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[113],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-for-fun"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindysswimschool.co.uk\/staging2026\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindysswimschool.co.uk\/staging2026\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindysswimschool.co.uk\/staging2026\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindysswimschool.co.uk\/staging2026\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindysswimschool.co.uk\/staging2026\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7065"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cindysswimschool.co.uk\/staging2026\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7065\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindysswimschool.co.uk\/staging2026\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindysswimschool.co.uk\/staging2026\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindysswimschool.co.uk\/staging2026\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindysswimschool.co.uk\/staging2026\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}